Oh hey! Another dancer! Yes!! I was SURE I was the only one who knew how to dance because everyone I've met out here doesn't and I know cause I asked and they're all "Not Toxic I don't dance" and it made me really sad 'cause I thought that I'd dance alone FOREVER, but then I met you and I was JUST. SO. HAPPY!!!
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*GASP* WAIT. If I haven't met you, that means that you might be new, and that means that you might not have many friends, and that means you wouldn't have enough friends to have a PARTY!! We should have a party.